Hello — it's Saturday, April 4th. Artemis II has launched into space, Pam Bondi has been fired, and gosh, I hope it warms up soon! This is Theaofi. Magic is happening as Artemis II launches out of Earth's gravity to take pictures of the far side of the Moon. Trump's appointed attorney general has been fired by Trump; you would think he could make a decision and stick with it. I guess if he needs to go back on his words, he'll — not that Trump ever does anything without consulting his impulses. Guys, spring is here, and that means summer is around the corner! Don't get too excited; the cold in some places seems to want to linger. I know the sun will poke out soon enough. This is Theaofi.

Do any of you guys have pets? Pets can have a significant impact on our mental and physical health. Animals can provide us with emotional support by being loyal companions and offering comfort during stressful times. They do so much for us — they can lower our blood pressure and are always there to offer support or a listening ear. Our animals help us through tough times and never waver in their loyalty and support for their owners. To them we are their world, and some animals seem to know that; I think they are our world too. This is Theaofi.

A man stands trial after, on March 24, Gerhard Koning attacked his wife, saying he would push her off a cliff and eventually beating her over the head with a rock. Ariel was later found by other hikers, and authorities assessed the situation. Gerhard was arrested and is now on trial for attempted murder and assault.

Guys, Artemis II has launched into orbit and is heading for the Moon to fly by and take pictures. Hopefully it's just the beginning, as NASA has many more plans for the future of space travel and exploration — and yes, guys, they have a toilet. France and South Korea are working on a plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, hopefully putting an end to the refueling nightmare. Gas prices are over $4 in some places. The two countries are making progress in taking a stand against the fighting that's cutting off global oil and hopefully laying the framework for de-escalation. Justin Baldoni is facing accusations of sexual harassment reportedly involving Blake Lively, allegedly related to behavior before and after a kissing scene on a show they both appear in; the case is still in court. This is Theaofi.

It's almost Easter, and families are reaching for expensive chocolates. Why expensive chocolates? People are indulging — a little holiday spirit is in the air, and chocolate is the answer. Gucci Mane was robbed in Texas of valuables, which is certainly a shock. I'm sure it's mostly a dent in his net worth, but a shake-up nonetheless. Brady Ebert, lead guitarist of a punk band, was arrested in 2022 after a concert for attacking — don't quote me — the lead singer's dad, and he is now on trial for attempted murder. Violence is not the answer, guys; the victim needed surgery but did make a recovery. Trump fired Pam Bondi — talk about drama. This is Theaofi.

McDonald's is rolling out a new value menu. Alexa, how do you feel about McDonald's new value menu? Well, I can't taste the food myself, but I can say 10 items under $3 seem like a good way to try to get people through the door. Plus, any way to make hash browns cheaper sounds like a good idea to me. Thank you, Alexa.

Hey guys — it's Flow. I hope you are all doing well. Another week has gone by, and I'm here with you again. I want to talk about something I'm thankful for: I am thankful for people like firefighters, police officers, and EMTs who are out every day making the world as safe as they can for people like you and me. These dedicated people wake up and, I imagine, say to themselves things like, "I hope I can do a great job and help someone today," and they go above and beyond in duty and service for regular everyday people. The fact that people wake up and do things like this keeps me going, and that's what I'm thankful for. That's all this week, guys. This is Theaofi.